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Laundry bag with two white tank tops on a clothesline against bright blue sky. Black script reads: “Laundry. The second dirtiest thing that I do.” Cheeky romance-reader humor.
Same large tank-top clothesline design, displayed in front of a laundry cart for size context.
Laundry bag with two white tank tops on a clothesline against bright blue sky. Black script reads: “Laundry. The second dirtiest thing that I do.” Cheeky romance-reader humor.
Smaller version of cheeky “second dirtiest thing” bag, positioned in front of cart for sizing.
Laundry bag with two white tank tops on a clothesline against bright blue sky. Black script reads: “Laundry. The second dirtiest thing that I do.” Cheeky romance-reader humor.
Same large tank-top clothesline design, displayed in front of a laundry cart for size context.
Laundry bag with two white tank tops on a clothesline against bright blue sky. Black script reads: “Laundry. The second dirtiest thing that I do.” Cheeky romance-reader humor.
Smaller version of cheeky “second dirtiest thing” bag, positioned in front of cart for sizing.

Laundry: The Second Dirtiest Thing That I Do – Cheeky Laundry Bag For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

This deceptively wholesome laundry bag features a sunny sky, fluttering whites, and a cheeky little confession: "Laundry. The second dirtiest thing that I do."

It's the perfect blend of domestic goddess and certified spice addict.

Subtle? Not really. Accurate? Absolutely.

It's laundry with a wink, sass with a strap, and zero apologies.

Features Galore!

Details That’ll Make You Swoon:

  • Two Sizes: 18" × 29" or 28" × 36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
  • 100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
  • Woven Shoulder Strap: Haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
  • Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
  • Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
  • Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.
Care Instructions
  • Machine washable
  • Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$34.99
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Size: 18" × 29"

Sku: 12816700082495730006

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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